Not quite got the hang of this This little haikuFollows the correct patternUntil this last line which is far too long.
Leonard A woman and a leopard,That was looking rather fat.I said "Where's your husband, Leonard?"She said "He's inside the cat."
The difference a hyphen makes A man eating lion,Can seldom be found.It's more common to find it,The other way round.
A poem in Cockney With my smartest uncle Bert on,And a pair of shiny daisies,And my whistle that was bought me by my bricks.I went out and blew my Burton,On a knees-up down the battle,And it made me feel a little spotted dick.So they made me drink some satin,Which I Wallaced down my fleas,And left me slumped across the Betty on my Jack.Then my skin jumped out a jam jar,And grabbed me by the burglar,And told me I was never going back.But now my loaf's recovering,And I'm crashed out round my skin's,I'm feeling just a little Picadilly.And while a pig's is nice, it's true,My lump of ice to you,Is not to blow your Nelsons willy nil
Haikuwrimo This sounds like much funThirty-one haiku to writeHow hard can it be?
Haikuwrimo - First Autumnal breezesCreating in retrospectSummer memories
Haikuwrimo - Second Cold evenings, dark nightsGrowing darker day by dayNyctalopic hell
Haikuwrimo - Third Caged ratsContentedQuiet as mice